[OT] I Can't Go Trick or Treating Anymore

[Michael Scottaline]

On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 23:20:51 -0500, Bill Davidson <harley7 at cogeco.ca> wrote:
> On 19:49 Thu 28 Oct     , Kurt Wall wrote:
> > Top 10 Signs You're Too Old to Trick or Treat
> >
> > 9. You get winded from knocking on the door.
> > 8. You forget why you are knocking on the door.
> > 7. You ask for high fiber candy only.
> > 6. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
> > 5. When someone drops a candy in your bag you lose your balance.
> > 4. People say, "Great Boris Karloff mask" and you're not wearing a mask.
> > 3. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.
> > 2. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
> >    hairpiece.
> > 1. You're the only Power Ranger with a walker.
> > 0. You keep having to go home to pee.
> 
> Leave it to a geek to make that list zero based;)
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Nah, a geek woulda done it in binary ;o)
Mike

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