(OT>Re: test

[Collins]

On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 22:07:34 -0400
Tim Wunder <tim at thewunders.org> wrote:

> Can you *have* an OT test thread?
> 
> On Thursday 22 April 2004 1:56 pm, someone claiming to be Tim Wunder wrote:
> > On 4/22/2004 11:57 AM, I believe that Kurt Wall wrote:
> > > In a 0.4K blaze of typing glory, Tim Wunder wrote:
> > >>On 4/22/2004 11:32 AM, I believe that Bob Hemus wrote:
> > >>>test
> > >>>
> > >>>Humor:  Needs to be read aloud.
> > >>>Question:  What do you call a deer with no eyes?
> > >>>
> > >>>Answer:  I have no idea.
> > >>
> > >>What about no eyes, and no legs?
> > >>
> > >>Still no-eyed deer...
> > >
> > > My ears are now hemorrhaging. Go to *your* room, too.
> >
> > There's another one, involving the absence of the deer's genitalia, but
> > your ears need to heal up a little, first...
> >
> 
> All of which reminds me of the "no arms no legs" jokes I knew way back when...
> 
> What do you call someone with no arms and no legs at the front door?
> Matt
> 
> What do you call someone with no arms and no  legs on the wall?
> Art
> 
> Then there's Bob, Stew, and a slew of others....
> 

Of course! We're just testing how <ot> we can get. Here's a version of the joke making the rounds this Easter.

The Pope comes to NYC for an important event. He is picked up by a chaufer in a shiny black limousine. The Pope tells the Chauffer:

"I've always wanted to drive one of these; could I."

"Oh no, I would lose my license if anyone found out."

"Oh please!..."

So the Pope gets behind the wheel, and the Chauffer climbs in back. As they are driving along, the Chauffer peers at the speedometer: 110MPH. Soon they are pulled over by a motorcycle cop. The cop takes one look through the window and steps back to his radio to call this in.

"Hey Sarge, I've got a problem. I've just pulled over a VIP."

"No problem, we love to ticket VIPs."

"Yeah, but this is r-e-a-l-l-y a VIP."

"Who is it, the Mayor."

"No, higher than that."

"A senator?"

"No, higher than that."

"The President?"

"No, higher than that."

"For [bleep]'s sake, who is higher than the President?"

"I think it may be God. The Pope is his Chauffer!"

Enjoy,

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