SCO is suing SCO

[Tom Condon]

On Sunday 17 August 2003 09:23, bof carved in granite:
> For background to this article, first read
> http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/61/32233.html.
>
> In a surprise press conference today, SCO's Darryl McBride
> announced that SCO is suing SCO .
<Major Snip>
> The conference ended when he fired himself, rehired
> himself, and then fired himself again.

Further investigative reporting shows that Mr. McBride is 
resting comfortably in a hospital bed after treatment for 
lacerations, contusions and fractures.  Witnesses report that 
after the press conference he took himself out into the alley 
and beat the *&#^% out of himself.  Doctors refuse to 
speculate whether the coma he appears to be in was caused by 
"blunt force trauma" or blunt logic.


In Harmony's Way and In A Chord,

Tom  ;-})

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