[OT] I can't belive this can be happen ????????
Bill Campbell
linux-sxs
Mon May 17 11:49:41 PDT 2004
On Mon, Jul 21, 2003 at 10:41:43PM -0400, Joel Hammer wrote:
>Is the original letter spam?
>BTW:
>If you are trapped in a cage with a lion, a poisonous snake, and a lawyer,
>and have a gun with two bullets, what should you do?
>
>Ans: Shoot the lawyer twice.
>
>Being philosophical, I guess we hate lawyers because they use the
>legal system as a lever to rob honest and productive people. Proof:
>Lawyers hardly every sue a poor lazy person with no assets. There is
>little difference between organized crime and the legal system, when you
>think about it. The lawyers work within the law and the criminals work
>outside the law, but they are both doing the same thing...
``There is no distincly native American criminal class save Congress''
-- Mark Twain
One might note that most legislators are lawyers.
Bill
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