Blame [OT]

[Tom Condon]

Blame
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Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he 
blames the restaurant. 

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung 
cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. 

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, 
he blames the bartender. 

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame 
television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun 
manufacturer. 

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to 
kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him 
instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the 
airline. 

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is 
anymore. 

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of 
this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay? 



Works for me!  ;-})


In Harmony's Way and In A Chord,

Tom  ;-})

Tom. Condon
Barbershop Bass Singer
Registered Linux User #154358
A Jester Unemployed