Two reasons I use Linux

[Kurt Wall]

Quoth dep:
> quoth Kurt Wall:
> 
> | "Linux users brag about how long their systems stay up; Window
> | users know it's only a temporary condition."
> 
> "Now! Viagra for Windows! Get it up, keep it up!"
> 
> also
> 
> "Now! Monica for Linux. When you *want* your computer to go down!"

Also added to my fortunes file. I suspect the Viagra one will cause
messages to get flagged as spam, though.

Kurt
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