<OT>Fw: Office Memo

[Richard R. Sivernell]

Thought everyone would like the following:


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Date: Fri, 13 Dec 2002 07:18:50 -0800 (PST)
From: Don Bracchi <dbracchi at rocketmail.com>
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Diane Barger <dbarger at ti.com>, Bill Boss <bboss at bellsouth.net>, Ralph Bowles
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Subject: Office Memo



Dear All,
There are a lot of changes that are going to be taking place across the
board as far as the servers & personal computers go. The goal is to
remove all laptop computers by February 2003 and all desktops computers
by April 2004 as a part of the ongoing cost-cutting around the
company.Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.There
are many sound reasons for doing this:
1. No boot-up problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
4. No more worries about power cuts.
5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled
Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.If you have any further queries, please feel free to
contact the IT department

cheers

Rick Sivernell
res005ru at gte.net