<html><head></head><body><div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;font-size:13px"><div><span>Wayne,</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div dir="ltr"><span>I am living proof of the BS and Ass Kissing part. I worked in the Oil field doing QC for a company that fabricates the offshore platforms. </span></div><div dir="ltr"><span>Things have gotten seriously slow and after 25 years of hard work and knowledge I was laid off. You got it. I did not have enough </span></div><div dir="ltr"><span>bullshit with me and I did not KISS ASS........I guess the fact that I am loosing my eyesight did not help....so much for handicap laws...</span></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1552925186004_10229" dir="ltr"><span><br></span></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1552925186004_10228" dir="ltr"><span id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1552925186004_10227">So yes Wayne, your email has hit home with me........BS and ass kissing will take you a long way in the oil patch........</span></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1552925186004_10238" dir="ltr"><span><br></span></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1552925186004_10237" dir="ltr"><span>Henry</span></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1552925186004_10232" dir="ltr"><span><br></span></div> <div class="qtdSeparateBR"><br><br></div><div class="yahoo_quoted" style="display: block;"> <div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> <div style="font-family: HelveticaNeue, Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"> <div dir="ltr"><font face="Arial" size="2"> On Saturday, March 16, 2019 4:23 PM, Wayne Smith via Filepro-list <filepro-list@lists.celestial.com> wrote:<br></font></div> <br><br> <div class="y_msg_container"><div dir="ltr">Thought the list could use a good laugh...specially after seeing that awful<br></div><div dir="ltr">blizzard up there.<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">*It's jist a little mathematical logic* *..................*<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">What Makes 100%?<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We<br></div><div dir="ltr">have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">How about achieving 103%?<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">What makes up 100% in life?<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these<br></div><div dir="ltr">questions:<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">*IF:*<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">Is represented as:<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">Then:<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">And<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">But,<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">And,<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, while Hard work and<br></div><div dir="ltr">Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. It is the<br></div><div dir="ltr">*BULLSHIT* and *ASS KISSING* that will put you over the top.<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">Now you know why Politicians are where they are *...................*<br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">-- <br></div><div dir="ltr">Wayne Smith<br></div><div dir="ltr">Port Orange, Florida<br></div><div dir="ltr">-------------- next part --------------<br></div><div dir="ltr">An HTML attachment was scrubbed...<br></div><div dir="ltr">URL: <<a href="http://mailman.celestial.com/pipermail/filepro-list/attachments/20190316/e17aa3da/attachment.html" target="_blank">http://mailman.celestial.com/pipermail/filepro-list/attachments/20190316/e17aa3da/attachment.html</a>><br></div><div dir="ltr">_______________________________________________<br></div><div dir="ltr">Filepro-list mailing list<br></div><div dir="ltr"><a href="mailto:Filepro-list@lists.celestial.com" ymailto="mailto:Filepro-list@lists.celestial.com">Filepro-list@lists.celestial.com</a><br></div><div dir="ltr">Subscribe/Unsubscribe/Subscription Changes<br></div><div dir="ltr"><a href="http://mailman.celestial.com/mailman/listinfo/filepro-list" target="_blank">http://mailman.celestial.com/mailman/listinfo/filepro-list</a><br></div><br><br></div> </div> </div> </div></div></body></html>