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<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black">If you are under 50 chances are you won’t get it. For the rest of us, I will hear LOL from all over
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black">You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello and too old</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black">to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black">For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black">If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:
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</span></u><b><u><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT</span></u></b><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">
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ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? </span><span style="color:black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELL</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">
</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">O: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Mac?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Your computer?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: What about Windows?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals,
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Office.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: I just did.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: You just did what?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Recommend something.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: You recommended something?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Yes.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: For my office?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Yes.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Office.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows!
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OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. <br>
What do I need? </span><span style="color:black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Word.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: What word?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Word in Office.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'W' if you don't start with some straight answers.
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What about financial bookkeeping? <br>
Do you have anything I can track my money with? </span><span style="color:black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Money.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Money.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Money.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Yes. At no extra charge.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: One copy.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">(A few days later)
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">
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<span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">ABBOTT: Click on 'START.'</span><span style="color:black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black">More Abbott and Costello
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<span style="font-size:7.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;color:black"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg" target="_blank" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg</a></span><span style="color:black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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