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<DIV dir=ltr align=left><SPAN class=093434002-18082010><FONT color=#0000ff
size=2 face=Arial>Okay,</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV dir=ltr align=left><SPAN class=093434002-18082010><FONT size=2 face=Arial>I
would say that in 30+ years of getting text email, this ranks as about the
funniest I've ever seen. I often wonder where the people who write this
stuff find the time, but I'm glad this person did. I'm still chuckling. I sent
it here because I don't think it will actually offend anyone... and that in
itself is amazing.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV dir=ltr align=left><SPAN class=093434002-18082010><FONT size=2
face=Arial>John Esak</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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face=Arial></FONT></SPAN> </DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
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<DIV dir=ltr lang=en-us class=OutlookMessageHeader align=left><FONT size=3
face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Political Science
for Dummies<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=Section1>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">DEMOCRAT<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have two
cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Your neighbor has
none.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You feel guilty for being
successful.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You push for higher taxes so the
government can provide cows for everyone.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">REPUBLICAN<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have two
cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Your neighbor has
none.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">So?<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">SOCIALIST<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have two
cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">The government takes one and gives
it to your neighbor.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You form a cooperative to tell him
how to manage his cow.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">COMMUNIST<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have two
cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">The government seizes both and
provides you with milk.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You wait in line for hours to get
it.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">It is expensive and
sour.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">CAPITALISM, AMERICAN
STYLE<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have two
cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You sell one, buy a bull, and build
a herd of cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN
STYLE<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have two
cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Under the new farm program the
government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pour the milk down
the drain.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">AMERICAN
CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have two
cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You sell one, lease it back to
yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You force the two cows to produce
the milk of four cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You are surprised when one cow drops
dead.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You spin an announcement to the
analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing
expenses.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Your stock goes
up.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">FRENCH
CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have two
cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You go on strike because you want
three cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You go to lunch and drink
wine.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Life is
good.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">JAPANESE
CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have two
cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You redesign them so they are
one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the
milk.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">They learn to travel on unbelievably
crowded trains.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Most are at the top of their class
at cow school.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">GERMAN
CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have two
cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You engineer them so they are all
blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles
an hour.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Unfortunately they also demand 13
weeks of vacation per year.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">ITALIAN
CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have two cows but you don't know
where they are.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You break for
lunch.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Life is
good.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">RUSSIAN
CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have two
cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You drink some
vodka.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You count them and learn you have
five cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You drink some more
vodka.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You count them again and learn you
have 42 cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">The Mafia shows up and takes over
however many cows you really have.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">TALIBAN
CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have all the cows in
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Afghanistan</st1:place></st1:country-region>, which are
two.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You don't milk them because you
cannot touch any creature's private parts.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You get a $40 million grant from the
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">US</st1:place></st1:country-region> government to find alternatives to
milk production but use the money to buy weapons.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">IRAQI
CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have two
cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">They go into
hiding.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">They send radio tapes of their
mooing.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">POLISH
CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have two
bulls.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Employees are regularly maimed and
killed attempting to milk them.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">BELGIAN
CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have one
cow.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">The cow is
schizophrenic.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Sometimes the cow thinks he's
French, other times he's Flemish.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">The Flemish cow won't share with the
French cow.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">The French cow wants control of the
Flemish cow's milk.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">The cow asks permission to be cut in
half.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">The cow dies
happy.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">FLORIDA
CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have a black cow and a brown
cow.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Everyone votes for the best looking
one.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Some of the people who actually like
the brown one best accidentally vote for the black
one.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Some people vote for
both.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Some people vote for
neither.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Some people can't figure out how to
vote at all.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Finally, a bunch of guys from
out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best looking
cow.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">CALIFORNIA
CORPORATION<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You have millions of
cows.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">They make real <st1:State
w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">California</st1:place></st1:State>
cheese.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Only five speak
English.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><FONT size=3 face=Arial><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Most are
illegal.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoPlainText><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on"><FONT
size=3><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Arnold</SPAN></FONT></st1:place></st1:City><FONT
size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> likes the ones with
the big udders. <FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
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style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT
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